September 9, 2014: There are no teddies in my house, so I can’t really celebrate Teddy Bear Day. I was never much of a teddy bear kid. (Although I had these Snoopy dolls that were awesome, and had thousands of outfits.) It’s also Wienerschnitzel Day. And yes, I know that proper wienerschnitzel is a breaded and fried veal cutlet. But the word will always be synonymous in my head with a hot dog chain with restaurants shaped like triangles.