September 5, 2014: I’m in favor of Cheese Pizza Day. Some may say that cheese pizza is plain and boring, but I would say that it’s better than putting something gross on the pizza. Like anchovies, or shrimp, or hot pineapple. Bleah. It’s also National Shrink Day today, which apparently falls on Bob Newhart’s birthday because Bob played a Psychologist on TV. (I never saw that show; I only remember him as an innkeeper in the subsequent show.) (Secondary note: today’s holiday celebrates both Psychologists and Psychiatrists.)

(As a viewer of Hannibal, it’s a nice change to have a shrink you’d like to eat, instead of the other way around.)