September 2, 2013: Who on earth came up with National Beheading Day? It’s clearly not a national holiday; no congress would ever honor this sucker. But it’s all over the interwebs, so I figured I’d pair it with another mysteriously weird holiday: Blueberry Popsicle Day. This one’s weird because I’ve never seen or heard of a blueberry Popsicle before. And while I’m beefing about Popsicles, enough with the orange/cherry/grape combo box, all right? Bring on the banana/lemon-lime/root beer!