September 14, 2014: I’m sure some of you are thinking, since when is the Miss America Pageant obscure?? And some of the rest of you are thinking, they still do the Miss America pageant?! And it might just be having a comeback — looks like this year it’ll broadcast on ABC, instead of one of the more obscure networks. Didn’t it air on TLC or some other cable channel for a while?

Anyway, watch those glamour-pusses while enjoying a donut for National Cream-Filled Donut Day. It’ll make everything feel better.