September 11, 2014: Hoo boy, we’re going to have an episode of Food Confessions today, that’s for sure. It’s National Hot Cross Bun Day, and not only have I never had a hot cross bun, I’m not entirely sure I’ve ever seen one in person. I believe they have raisins, which means they’re an abomination, and I also believe they have some religious connotation. Most of those go right over my head.

It’s also Make Your Bed Day today, so be sure to straighten those sheets and tidy up the comforter. Otherwise, where will your pets be able to snooze the day away, so they have the energy to pester you all night?