October 12, 2013: We’re getting close to Halloween; if you haven’t ordered your sexy-whatever costume from the internet by now, it may be too late. Fortunately, it’s Costume Swap Day — give your old costumes to a friend, and get theirs in return. Cheap and easy! It’s also Family Bowling Day, and I hope to be able to head down to the alley myself. I may not bowl as well as I did as a teen, but it’s still a heck of a lot of fun.

On the note of sexy-whatever costumes; I did a Google search for “sexy Halloween costume” just to see how far they’ve gone. Tinker Bell (or some sort of Tinker Bell-esque green thing with wings) was the number one result. There’s also a sexy Bert and Ernie combo, sexy SpongeBob, and dozens of others that are sheer madness. MADNESS!