November 4, 2013: I will, of course, be celebrating Candy Day by playing a ton of Candy Crush Saga. If you have not yet started playing that horrible game, DON’T START. It’s stupid and frustrating and addictive as heck. It’s also Chicken Lady Day, which honors Dr. Tina Dupree, public speaking coach and former fast food bigwig. Although when I hear “Chicken Lady”, I’ll always picture the Kids in the Hall character. (I’d link to some of the sketches, except that none of them are particularly family-friendly.)