November 19, 2013: Get ready to party with favorite moose and squirrel. It’s Rocky and Bullwinkle Day! Although I have to wonder, do kids today even know who R&B are? (I myself always found their cartoons vaguely creepy.) It’s also Play Monopoly Day, as the game was purportedly launched this day back in 1935. And who can forget World Toilet Day, which is actually not so much a goofball holiday, as something to inspire us to help get clean and sanitary toilets around the world. Although if there were a toilet piece in Monopoly, just like Rocky here, I’d totally use it (instead of my current go-to move, putting the dog inside of the shoe).

It’s also Carbonated Beverages with Caffeine Day, which … isn’t that every day for a lot of people? Enjoy your fizzy cola, friends.