May 4, 2014: Happy Star Wars Day! May the fourth be with you.

Now that the pun is taken care of, today is also Bird Day, a holiday established way back in 1894. (There’s also an International Migratory Bird Day coming up in a couple of weeks.) More specifically, it’s also International Respect for Chickens Day, and what better way to show respect than to make one a Jedi?? Finally, today is Lemonade Day, encouraging today’s kids to become tomorrow’s entrepreneurs. I don’t know about you, but I had a lemonade stand in the driveway when I was a kid. Turns out, not that profitable.

NOW! All that said, how about some Star Wars/chicken puns? “Hen Solo”? “Princess L-egg-a”?