May 20, 2014: Pick Strawberries Day seems like a weird holiday, in that you’d want to pick them when they’re perfectly ripe, not on a specific calendar day. At any rate, this mid-spring day is probably smack-dab in the middle of ripe strawberry season, so why not find a U-pick farm nearby? I’ve seen them in Washington and in Florida, so I’d bet you can find them most anywhere in the US.

Today is also Be a Millionaire Day, which is for those of us who would like to someday be millionaires, not necessarily for those who already are. It’s a day to dream, plan, and evaluate.

Why not limit yourself to millionaire? Me, I wanna be a billionaire. So freakin’ bad. (Warning: this song has a few swearsies in it.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw