March 28, 2014: Today is Respect Your Cat Day, although if you own a cat, you know that every day is pretty much Respect Your Cat Day. Because you don’t want to get all clawed up, if you know what’s good for you. Today is also Barnum and Bailey Day; on this day back in 1881, James Bailey and P.T. Barnum combined their two circuses into one monstrous megacircus.
Making the cat into a clown is probably the only way that clowns could ever, ever, EVER be tolerable. Although really, it pretty much makes a really creepy cat. Because clowns? Are evil. Period.