March 22, 2014: National Corndog Day roams around every year; it falls on the first Saturday of the NCAA tournament. I believe that’s basketball, but don’t quote me on that. I’m not all that well versed in the sportsballs.

In geekier holidays, it’s also Wonder Woman’s Birthday today. This information comes from the 1976 DC Comics calendar, a document that will live forever in infamy. Although I learned that this holiday only stands in the pre-crisis DC universe. Post-crisis, everything changes. (If you don’t know what the Crisis on Infinite Earths was, then look it up at your own ultra-frustrating peril.)