March 14, 2014: We had Pie Day already; now it’s time for Pi Day. So let’s recite it out to 20 digits! 3.14159265358979323846. Boom. Today is also Potato Chip Day, celebrating my personal favorite Kryptonite snack food. I’d jump over 100 chocolate bars to get to the potato chips down at the end. It’s also World Sleep Day, which maybe shouldn’t be on a work day. Oh well; maybe I’ll celebrate by going to bed at 8:00 on Friday night. Party down!

(I opted to replace the usual Zs of sleep with pi symbols. Not sure it makes sense, but it tickles me.)