It seems like moonshine is gaining some legitimacy, and it’s sold at the liquor store … so why do they still serve moonshine cocktails in mason jars? Maybe we should try to class up the ‘shine a little by making martinis or something.
Also: I immediately thought bad attitude when I saw National Attitude Day. And I figured most other people would do the same. So I zigged instead of zagging!
Finally: yes, yes. CATSUP.