June 28, 2014: I don’t quite know how I feel about INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, you guys. I mean, capital letters have their purpose, but all-caps is too often used as a written shout. I prefer to use italics for emphasis when needed, but that’s just how I roll. Today is also International Body Piercing Day, so if you’ve always wanted a piercing in any place on your bod, today’s the day. And because I’m a sharer of information, here’s a link to the Wikipedia page for Elaine Davidson, the “most pierced woman” according to Guinness.

(And yeah, looking at it, I realize that A’s piercing would have pierced his mouth shut. Which … you know what, that guy never shuts up. It’s probably for the best.)