July 24, 2014: It’s National Tequila Day, which means one thing for me: bring on the margaritas! I know there are folks who like a good sippin’ tequila, but I’ve never been able to handle spirits straight up.

Today is also Tell an Old Joke Day, not to be confused with International Joke Day from back on the first. This day is meant for digging out those old classics from days of yore. I had a hard time deciding between punchlines; this one finally won out over “Know it? I wrote it!”.