July 19, 2014: It was piña coladas a few days ago, and now it’s National Daiquiri Day. I’m much more in favor of the daiquiri, since I prefer strawberry to coconut/pineapple. Sadly, nobody’s written a song about adultery using daiquiri as a rhyme, so I don’t have a link to give you today. It’s also Stick Out Your Tongue Day today, so I say with all the love in the world: eener, neener, neener.