July 16, 2014: Hide your naked shame, fritter! You can’t go around nude even if it IS National Corn Fritters Day today. Fortunately, you can use Fresh Spinach Day to cover up in an Adam and Eve style.

Food Confessions time, friends: corn fritters. I don’t think I’d ever even heard of a fritter until I moved down to the south. They look like either balls of batter, or like crab cakes but without the crab, depending on which style you like to frit. Either way, never had ’em. And I’m not in a particular hurry to try, as they don’t sound all that appealing.

(Looking at the doodle now, I’m wondering if I should have put a face on the spinach leaf. On the one hand, that would be kind of creepy. But to make it even more creepy, maybe it does have a face. It’s just on the other side.)