July 12, 2014: So Wayne Chicken Day is probably one of the more obscure holidays I’ve posted, but it’s a big deal in the town of Wayne, Nebraska. I mean, look at the activities going on all weekend! (I love that yesterday was “Henoween”.) As a side note, if you’re a fan of chickens and funny stuff, you should check out Doug Savage’s comic, Savage Chickens. He consistently makes me laugh, and is a genuinely nice dude to boot.

Today is also Different Colored Eyes Day, also known as heterochromia. I’ve always found it cool as hell. It’s also Bald Is In Day, so if you’ve been struggling with thinning hair, please do yourself a favor and take the leap to baldness. It’s always a better look than a comb-over or a toupee. Every time. I promise.