January 5, 2014: Lots of birds are lovely, and make beautiful sounds. Others, not so much. And in my husband’s mind, all of them are flying murder machines. Still, National Bird Day celebrates all of them. (Even the murderous ones.) Today is also National Whipped Cream Day, falling on the birthday of Reddi-wip creator Aaron Lapin. I think I’ve touched on whipped cream before, but I’ll put it out there again: can’t stand the stuff due to the texture. And don’t get me started on Cool Whip, which I’m not entirely sure can even be categorized as “food”.