I had a pair of inline skates, back in the ’90s when they were all the rage. Never liked them as much as quad skates, because they held my ankles way too tight at an angle I didn’t like. That’s why I now have speed skates. I’ll probably break my ankle some day, but at least I’ll be comfortable while I do it.
(Also: “Blender Spaghetti” would be a good band name.)