We honor a lot of pies around these parts, but the holidays are usually for specific flavors and styles of pie. Not today, friends! Today is just plain old PIE DAY. No matter what flavor you like, what texture you like, what style you like, go forth and eat some pie!
(Also, it occurs to me now while posting this that the obvious joke for a measurement of someone’s foot is “twelve inches,” not eight.)
(Also also, in previous years the site YourFonts has offered free handwriting fonts on this day. Since I’m writing this commentary in mid-December, I’m not sure if they’re doing it again this year. Note to self: look and see, and update commentary as needed!)