August 3, 2014: Here’s a holiday falling in the perfect time of year: Watermelon Day. They should be ripe and juicy and fantastic right about now. It’s also National Doll Day; I’ll admit, I’ve never been much of one for dolls. I had Barbie dolls, but usually just hacked away at their hair. And a lot of dolls out there are just creepy. Last but not least, it’s National KidsDay (and yeah, they run “Kids” and “Day” together on purpose, I guess) to encourage parents to spend more quality time with their kids. Or maybe just give them creepy dolls.
On the note of creepy dolls, this is how I feel about them: