August 27, 2014: Today really isn’t a day for me. First off, it’s National Banana Lovers Day — I mean, I like bananas all right, but I don’t really love them. Not like the minions do, anyway. It’s also Tug-of-War Day, celebrating a game/event that I don’t really care for. Anything that ends up with half the participants face-down in the mud, their hands flayed with rope burns, doesn’t seem all that fun to me.