August 26, 2014: Another rerun to accommodate moving house (I think there’s still one more to go). It’s National Dog Day, so I hope all you dog owners celebrate with extra skritches and treats and such. I like dogs, but I’m too lazy to own one. They’re just so much more work than cats, if you ask me. It’s also National Toilet Paper Day, honoring the greatest thing since sliced bread. And if I were a dog, or cat, or baby, or whatever, I’d totally play with a roll of TP. (Heaven knows, I built enough weird little inventions from TP and paper towel tubes when I was a kid. Those things are good for 1,001 uses.)