August 25, 2014: Yes, this banana isn’t split. But maybe he’s split on the inside for Banana Split Day? Torn between completing his mission and saving the girl? Nah, that wasn’t the Sean Connery Bond’s way. More of a Daniel Craig kind of thing. I’m also totally mixing up Bond’s drink here, giving him something for National Whiskey Sour Day instead of a martini (shaken, not stirred). Man, I’m all messed up on this one. Maybe a whiskey sour will straighten me out.