August 16, 2013: Busy day today, and it’s all encompassed by this dapper sausage. Bratwurst Day and National Rum Day are both pretty delicious. Men’s Grooming Day means that all of you fellows should be sporting a Van Dyke and spats. And for Tell a Joke Day, well, it’s a scientifically-proven fact that all of the best jokes ever written start with something or someone walking into a bar.