August 14, 2013: This is not just Lizard Day; this is World Lizard Day. Those little critters must be quite beloved. It’s also a day to honor a different kind of amazing critter: Assistance Dog Day. And is it just me, or is Creamsicle Day a total waste of a day, because Creamsicles are disgusting? Maybe it’s just my strong aversion to artificial orange flavor. It always reminds me of those chewable aspirins I had to take as a kid.