April 25, 2013: I believe that Take Your Daughter to Work Day has evolved in recent times into taking your daughters and sons to work. I guess we don’t need to stress as much that there’s a whole world outside of the house for women. It’s also World Penguin Day, and whenever I see a penguin, I just want to hug it. But it’d probably try to peck out my eyes. Red Hat Society Day is all about the social organization for women over 50, which sounds like a good idea. Though it’s all based on the poem “Warning” by Jenny Joseph, which has always read to me like once you get older, here’s your chance to go out and be a jerk. I’m sure that’s not what the red hat ladies do. I hope. Hmmm.