April 22, 2014: It feels like we’ve celebrated Girl Scouts an awful lot so far this year, and today is no exception. It’s Girl Scout Leaders Day, so let’s take the day to honor those who volunteer to mentor young girls; they’re doing important work out there. Today is also National Jelly Bean Day, and I bet you can still get some Easter ones at a great discount. Just don’t get me anywhere near the buttered popcorn flavor, those things are ghastly.

Most importantly, today is Earth Day, so please take care of this big blue ball rolling around in the sky. She’s the only one we have. (At least until we get into space and start colonizing!)