April 17, 2014: It’s the third Thursday in April, which means it’s National High Five Day! Gimme five! On the side! In the hole! You got soul. The 17th is also Bat Appreciation Day. Some people find them creepy, but I think they’re cute. Not that I want a dozen tangled up in my hair, mind you. It’s also Cheese Ball Day, so let’s all roll some soft cheese up in crushed nuts and put it on crackers. Or just eat the cheese straight, if that’s how you roll. Crackers, schmackers.
In honor of high fives today, I give you a time capsule from my youth: the High Five’n White Guys.