March 20, 2013: Extraterrestrial Abductions Day; Ravioli Day
March 20, 2013: I don’t know that Extraterrestrial Abductions Day is something so much to be celebrated as to be avoided. Who wants to be abducted? Especially if it involves probes. Although if, in a Ravioli Day twist, the UFO is a giant ravioli, filled with delicious meat or cheese, I might reconsider my stance.