August 2, 2014: Today is National Mustard Day, friends. I’m interested to know what kind you prefer: fluorescent yellow? Fancy brown? Grey Poupon? For me, it’s the straight-up yellow stuff.

As yesterday was International Beer Day, the day after is always International Hangover Day. Let’s hope you didn’t overdo the beer too much, friends. If you did, I find that a big greasy burger (with mustard, of course) usually helps.